Out of Renney -One

Well -men...as soon as we set foot in St. Louis and i laid my eyes on the arch, i got to thinking that that was about how big our net must look to our opponents for most of the season...especially when they're short-handed...and i also got to thinking about our

execution -eh?....No Bettsie,  Not My execution...the team's execution of plays on the ice...Ha, great kidder...

You know, between periods...some fellow...i guess a fan -said to me, Nice tie...and i turned  barked at him  They don't hAVE

TIES IN THE NHL ANYMORE,  where've you been -man...and the poor fellow said -I mean the Tie you are Wearing, Tom...

boy, was i embarrassed...even more so than the jumbotron incident in vegas...but the point is...i'm losing  my sense of humor

 from losing...

OK, OK...i told you we could do it -men...i told you we could win a one goal game in regulation  -Eh?  oh, no kidding...darn...

it's only the end of the second...are you sure you ain't kidding Zerdzie...Really?...Hey Dubie, Zerdzie isn't trying to kid me 

about it only being the end of the second -now, Is he?  -Eh? Oh, that's right...Zerdzie's doesn't know how to kid around in english...

darn...I thought we'd won a real one finally -Eh?  WhAT? They scored one before us? No fooling...must've missed it...well

aT least we got one -men...hey, i think i just figured out the problem 'yes...see...we've got to be in our zone each time we're

in their zone and we've got to keep them out of their zone each time they hit our zone -Get it?

Wait -guys, come back -i'm not finished -Eh? What's that? Oh, the final period's starting...Well, alright...I'll be out in a minute..

(kneels)

Hail Mary...Full of Grace...