Sunday, February 15, 2009

Dear NHL,

Very fine head coach (although some NY fans might not think so lately) seeks full time head coach position (soon).
Very good (up till now) at having his team win in shootouts. Available -May '09 at the very latest (probably sooner).

Ok -Men...I'm not jumping from the burning ship or anything like that...and i'm quite proud of you guys tonight
because you didn't lose your cool we worked so hard on in practice and give up 5 more goals today so the dallas game
was (and still is) rock bottom. we scored that second goal and shut their scorers down the rest of the way -good job -men

Dear Canadian Real Estate Board
Very fine (unhireable -i don't know if that's a word, spell check tells me n0 -unemployable, that's right...and also  unimaginative
ex-head NHL Hockey Coach seeks Large House within 200 miles of Club Hell in Winnepeg...

What's this -men...A one way greyhound bus ticket to any destination in Canada -ah -you shouldn't've  (that's not a word either -but it should be) and what's this...Early Math Primer -huh?  Learn to count over 2 - from gomsie -ha ...another great kidder -wait
i'm not leaving yet men...no way

(sound in background from entire team)   WAY!!!!

HaHaHa---what a great bunch of guys you are...there was more laughs in the room just then -than goals we've scored in our last 25 games...so this os like what -eh?  A kind of going away kind of party for me, well...it brings tears to my eyes...but -men
i'm not going away

what's that...That brings tears to Your eyes ...HaHa...well let me call Glennie, oh -that's right ...he has his 2 year old grandson
answer my calls and  has him drool onto the phone...i really fail to see the humor...

well -men, since we're having a party -how about you pass me that bottle of Canadian Club over there and some -a glass...and
don't forget...a can of 7 up...Ok Ok  -here's a quarter...whaddaya mean they went up to 5o cents...jeez, i'm getting out at the perfect time...OkOk...here's the other quarter  Captain Chris...Yeah, captain of a sinking Ship (drools).

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